What is Ponda?
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literally, a 'Prostitue ON DemAnd'; one who performs sexual favors for money, timely and efficiently
True story:
Man- "So what do you do?"
Woman- "I'm a PONDA."
Man- "What's a PONDA?"
Woman- "You know...(dances provocatively) I need the extra cash, so I do what I do."
Man- "...(Hmmnn...)"
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2.
A place in Northern New York small towns where kids go and party. Usually in the woods or a dirt road.
Hey Tim u going to ponda tonight?
Fuck yea im ganna get trashed!
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