Ponda

What is Ponda?

literally, a 'Prostitue ON DemAnd'; one who performs sexual favors for money, timely and efficiently

True story:

Man- "So what do you do?"

Woman- "I'm a PONDA."

Man- "What's a PONDA?"

Woman- "You know...(dances provocatively) I need the extra cash, so I do what I do."

Man- "...(Hmmnn...)"

See prostitute, hooker, sex worker, working girl

A place in Northern New York small towns where kids go and party. Usually in the woods or a dirt road.

Hey Tim u going to ponda tonight?

Fuck yea im ganna get trashed!

See party, hang out, chill, trashed, panda

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