Poner Edit Meaning

1.

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

See boner, erection, urine, urinate, pee, piss, Chonky

2.

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

See gamer, boner, hardcore, awesome, erection

3.

boner set on by the urgent desire to pee

I had a poner at the state fair.

See morning wood, pee boner, boner, piss, pee

4.

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!

-you have a poner?

-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

See poon, boner, vigina, female, poner

5.

1. abbrev. pony tail.

see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.

See poner, pony, mullet, crew cut

6.

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

7.

An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!

Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.