Pongo Matress

What is Pongo Matress?

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)

origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"

"rob likes pongo matress"

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