Ponker

What is Ponker?

A very attractive girl/woman.

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"

See babe, honey, stunner, doll, fox

someone who regularly ponks.

Matt you ponker!

No chance you ponker!

Grimbler

1. A freaking moron that chats on IRC about boobies and stuff, um yea. <grimbler> um, ( o) ( o) teehee..

Mr Three Balls

1. A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster ..

Angry Showerhead

1. when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv omg!..

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