What is Ponkey?
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A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.
Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)
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2.
is often a girl, an ugly girl, that looks like a combine of a pig and a donkey. she is fat and short and has giant protruding buck teeth. aka connie
guy: dude look at that ugly chick
dude: she's such a ponkey
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A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.
That ponkey looks like it's mom.
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4.
From the Afrooocan American word honkey referring to white man. This is actually the dorkiest of the white men. Usually walks funny, and has a cooler older brother.
Why did that ponkey have to crash our party. Who brought that ponkey. That ponkey can't shoot worth shit.
5.
usually a male who gets a lot of pussy but seems to have the appearance of a rather good-looking donkey.
Yo look over at that.. how the hell is that ponkey mackin it wit her.
6.
panda+monkey=ponkey.. and a friend were in a geogeraphy class and i drew a random Monkey, he sed it was a panda that i drew. after 1 minute of argueing we decdided it was a cross between both-a ponkey! mating call "orrraaarrrrrruuuuuu"
ahhhh a ponkey is attacking!!!!
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A stange dwarfed equine derived from the mating of a pony and a donkeymonly white in colour with black extemitys
Hey quentin that donkey look as though its trying to climb over that pony but cant quite make it.................. SOME MONTHS LATER: W.T.F is that! is that a ponkey?
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