Ponking

What is Ponking?

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

See grope, fool around, make-out, hedonism, puma

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting

v. ponk

n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins

Matt N. loves ponking

See wanking, shitting

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