What is Pons?
1.
Short for Piece of Nasty Shit
You look like a fucking pons.
ya pons!!
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2.
1. Brand of German dictionary
2. Synonym for 'crap'
1. Give me the Pons...
2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?
3.
1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"
oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!
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4.
A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.
A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.
When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.
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