Pontafix Edit Meaning

1. The act of shitting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication. Mike got so ..

1. Taking time to chill with your male friends, indulging in predominantly male activities like computer games, football, darts, films, usu..

1. The kind of virus (or flu) where you don't know which direction to face the toilet, next. Also known as the lid-flipper-virus. {b..