What is Pontardawe?
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A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.
The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.
"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"
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