Pontiac Grand Prix

What is Pontiac Grand Prix?


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While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"

Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"

Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

See pontiac, slow, cheap, car, beater


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