What is Pontius Pilate?
1.
Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.
A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate
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2.
Dublin common slang version of "toilet" in the style of cockney-rhyming slang.
I need to go me pontius pilate!
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