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1)A pair of pliers used by a know-it-all set up guy.
Looks like someone used the scheppelocks on this bolt instead of a wrench...
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5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...