Pontus

What is Pontus?

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

See cole, pimp, perfect

A person that's absent from school very much and are gay, stupid and always wear the same clothes.

Your are such a Pontus.

See pontus, absent, school, p, stupid

Mpbuh

1. Acronym - "May Peace Be Upon Him" Standard reflexive response whenever the names of Allah or Mohammed (or any other worthy pr..

One Handed Muppet Strangler

1. Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener. I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..

Tieft

1. When you personally steal something right infront of the victim's face and they can't do shit. Victim:"Hey wheres my lig..

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