Pontyshmag

What is Pontyshmag?

a panty stealing female who is a stupid douche and is elesbian but cant admit it

Dude1: many jenny is such a pontyshmag

dude2: i know did u see her in that club?

Ubff

1. Ugly Best Friend Forever Omg Eloise you are my UBFF! See ubf, ugly, best, friend, forever..

Keydar

1. The uncanny ability to locate lost keys (your own or anyone else's). Marissa found the keys I've spent the past three days hu..

Zfs

1. ZFS= Zip, Flop, Suck unzip, flop your schlong out, and have the object of your agression suck it good'n'hard. Work is realy ..

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