Pony Boner

What is Pony Boner?

An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.

My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!

Bologna Napkin

1. The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into. My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin. See napkin, bologna, sperm..

Little Thief

1. Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food..

Book Window Shopping

1. scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it im going to borders to go book win..

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