Pony Boner

What is Pony Boner?

An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.

My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!

Moot Skimmer

1. An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot. That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!..

Schmidget

1. (n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they a..

Handrive

1. To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else! See masterbate, tee of..

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