Pony Boy

What is Pony Boy?


1.

Contrary to populat belief, a Pony Boy is actually a boy or man that drives a Mustang and is under the misunderstanding that their car is faster than every other thing on the road. Pony Boy's rivals include Camaro drivers, Trans Am drivers, and Corvette drivers. Occasionally they will be beat by a ricer (aka Honda, Acura, or anything with a tailpipe big enough to fit a grapefruit into) which is worse than a Mustang, but only by a small amount.

Yesterday I went up to Wendy's and saw a couple Pony Boy's standing around talking about the APC parts they recently purchased from Autozone to put into their Mustang. One of the Pony Boys even had neon underglow lights.

See mustang, camaro, rice patrol, ford, chevy, trans am, mullet, horsepower

2.

Submissive gay boy who is attracted to older daddy types.

Big muscle daddy seeks slim twink pony boy.

See ponyboy, gay, gay boy, submissive

3.

Pony Boy's are recent occurence and are positioned midway between trendys and townies as they share some parts of both and can mix easily with both groups.

Pony Boy's look exactly the same as male trendys but are different as they are often not intelligent, decent or friendly. They are sports obsessed, sex obsessed to the point of being manwhores and enagage in male bonding activities (such as teabagging and mass nude showers) that can often cause closet homosexuality.

Pony Boy's are often the mature form of a chav, a corrupted trendy or a more fashion concious townie

To put it simply, pony boys can be excessively vain and act like twats yet still attract trendy girls better than any townies.

Person 1: Look at him! He shoved his arse in my face the other day. How can he get such a hot girlfriend?

Person 2: That's pony boy's for you.

See trendy, trendie, townies, townie, chav, closet, teabagging

4.

Someone who is a huge pussy who has been bitten on the back by a pony but claims it was a horse to save face and is now consequently afraid of horses and ponies.

Lee: Man, I am so scared of horses because I got bitten on the back by a horse once.

John: No, wait, you told me it was a pony you PUSSY.

Lee: Uh, no, it was a horse, uh I swear!

Jessica: What a pony boy!

See pony, horse, bite, boy, pussy

5.

Someone who likes to have their white walls on the outside of their tires; a fancy lay. Someone who shops in the women's deptment at Urban Behaviour.

Man that Jake is really a pony boy.

See pony, boy, fancyboy, tony

6.

a guy with red hair who enjoys ponys while being naked and also likes pony bongs*

* see: pony bongs

goddamn james is such a pony boy

See james, ginger pubes, pony


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