Ponytail Edit Meaning

1.

Basically it is a term used for people whose skin color is darker than most. Normally referred to as "nigger", "negro", "knee's grow", or "samo-niggaz". They are typically found wandering around in Compton shooting down samo-niggaz, also if you are trying to find them in the dark, say a funny joke it will make them laugh and you will see their teeth. For example: "What do you get when you cross a samoan and a negro?" -pause- and then say "SAMO-NIGGGGAAZZ!!!!!" in a very niggerish accent. When you come across a ponytail you have to holler at them for example...

"AYEEE HOLLAA ATCHA GGUURRRLLL YA DAMN PONYTAIL"

"DAMN PONYTAILS ARE EVERYWHERE!"

"DID YOU SEE THAT PONYTAIL?...HE WAS LIKE DEEEYYYUMMMMMM!!"

"LET GO TO THE MALL AND TALK TO THOSE DAMN PONYTAILS"

See nigger, negro, samoan, compton, niggerish

2.

Ponytail; verb. To grab a girl by her ponytail and remove her from whatever current situation she is in.

After drinking too much, Maddie began dancing with the wrong guy. Noticing the situation, Erin ponytailed her outside to safety.

See ponytail, cockblock, wingman, lookout, party foul

3.

Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.

Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep

See ponytail, superman, sock, tube sock

4.

(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)

A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.

You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.

See dork, fair, fantasy, gamer, games, goth, gothic, hair, lifestyle, live action, nerd, renaissance, roleplaying, science fiction, subculture, trekkie, trekker