What is Ponytailing?
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Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
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The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
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Dried period blood found on the underside of a toilet seat.
"Yo, your girl Linda left some punctuation marks on the toilet seat. ..
