What is Ponz?
1.
To Shit or unload excrements inside of but not limited to your boxers and/or pants, the bathroom floor, the walls, basically shitting on anything but the toilet.
"Yoo, that nigga just Ponzed in Johns bathroom and said he had more fun than all of us the next day... Joke"
"I think i just ponzed myself"
"This weekend will be sick, i just got accepted to college! I'm gonna get so drunk that i ponz myself."
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2.
A person who has little to no qualities that make them interesting to other people or a certain group of people.
Someone who enjoys biking and being outside would be a ponz to a gamer-type.
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