Poo Bandit Edit Meaning

1.

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

See poop, bandit, shit, chocolate, dentist

2.

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

See poo, shit, crap, dirty, stinky, poopy

3.

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.

Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit

*door crashes open*

Deanna: Too bad, sucker

*proceeds to steal poo*

Deanna: Poo bandit away!

Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...

See poo, shit, steal, golden, awesome

4.

A poo bandit is a very interesting character. Secretive, quiet and often intriguing this person eludes the public time and time again with their hilarious antics. He or she will sneak into public washrooms alone and proceed to defecate into the toilet bowl or a piece of toilet paper held directly below the rectum. Then the perpetrator will dip their finger into the feces and write the name “poo bandit” on the washroom stall wall. After said act is completed, the poo bandit will sneak out leaving the mark for all to see and capture in awe. To be a true poo bandit, the person must complete this ritual on at least two occasions in a common building until rumors of the poo bandit’s identity spreads. Copy-cat poo bandits will often attempt to imitate the poo bandit by leaving the mark in chocolate frosty; such imitators are not to be taken seriously but laughed at lightly in passing. Note: The poo bandit’s presence has inspired many other tricksters to develop identities of their own, such as the famed “mustache bandit”.

“Did you hear? Deanna Indewey is going around the school again writing ‘poo bandit’ in her own shit! What a disgusting perv!”

See poo, bandit, bathroom, feces