What is Poo Bat?
1.
When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.
I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat
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2.
when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.
Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!
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to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking
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