Poo Haiku

What is Poo Haiku?


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Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,

Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee

For you to pee-pee.

Not a wig-wam

To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small

To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

See graffiti, poems, stalls


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