Poo Horn

What is Poo Horn?


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As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

See poo, dump, turd, bog, toilet


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