Poo Jealousy

What is Poo Jealousy?

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.

Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.

Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

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