Poo Lift

What is Poo Lift?


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The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.

Guy 2: Hmph!

See poo, shit, carry, crap, toilet, The B


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