Poo Race

What is Poo Race?

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.

2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!

JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!

TODD: WTF!!

JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

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