What is Poo Text?
1.
A text message/sms sent whilst having a dump. Generally signified by signing off the message "pt".
"Hey, do you wanna go out later? PT"
"I just sent Mark a poo text when I was taking a shit! You might want to give it 5 before going back in there..."
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2.
Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo,
Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo,
I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!
Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.
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Random Words:
1.
To pay a hooker to fart in your mouth
"Chris spends nearly $2000 each week just to fund his addiction to CJ specials"..