Poo Waddle

What is Poo Waddle?

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

See poop, poo, constipation, ass crack

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