What is Poo Wash?
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When a poo hits the water to at such an angle that the water splash back cleans your pooy anus and surrounding gooch. Cleaning so you don't have to.
"Angus D, I just did the most efficient process known to man!"
"Enlightenment?"
"No, a poo wash"
"You lucky fucking cunt"
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Random Words:
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Someone who doesn't talk to someone else for like 42 days!
Scott, stop being such an ohh hill twat, you haven't talked to Fay..