Poobat

What is Poobat?


1.

A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.

or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.

It will appear as a flying turd with wings,

And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.

HOLY SNAP?! Was that a Poobat?!

This guy I know.

Hes a total poobat/ shitbat.

See poo, bat, poobat, kyle, lazy

2.

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

See poo, bat, batting, masturbation, toilet, stevo

3.

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.

Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.

Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

See poobat, poo, bat, smell, shit


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