What is Pooch?
1.
Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.
Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!
2.
an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not
"Rub my pooch"
3.
Another way to say
"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
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4.
A synonym for cockbloking, cheating
A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.
The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.
Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.
- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.
- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!
- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
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The act of sitting outside the front door, usually on a step - or two. There are often many people involved in this activity, all watching the world go by armed with cigarettes and perkers. This term is often confused with the act of 'stooping' although general belief is that the act of pooching out wins the act of stooping.
To pooch in the morning
Pooch in the evening
Pooching all day long
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6.
When you have poo on your gooch.
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
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In football, used to describe either of two kinds of kicking plays; a punt or a kickoff. The pooch punt is a targeted free kick intended to place the receiving team deep in its own zone, usually by aiming the kick to roll out of bounds. The pooch kick is either a high, lobbed kickoff intended to drop behind the opposing front line with the goal of the kicking team to recover, as in an on-side kick, or a low, hard line drive kick that is difficult for the receiving team to handle (also known as a squib kick).
1. "Man, he pooched that one beautifully, pinning the Packers inside the five yard line."
2. The pooch kick was recovered by the kicking team before it had gone the required ten yards, giving possession to the receiving team.
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