What is Poochew?
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The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.
Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.
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The act of placing a malteser in your partners belly button when they are asleep, then dropping the worlds biggest elbow on their torso ..