Poocrastinate

What is Poocrastinate?


1.

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

See poop, procrastinate, shart, turtle head

2.

What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.

Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.

See procrastinate, bathroom, community, poo


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