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The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshie..
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A funny way of saying semen.
Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.
See jiz, semen, load, juice, cum..
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Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions.
Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading..