Poodini Edit Meaning

1.

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floaterbut named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

See parachute, floater, turd, shit, poo, crap

2.

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

See poo-dini, magic poo

3.

When having anal intercourse with a partner, you pull out your penis and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. Then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (Preferably explosive diarrhea). Similar to the houdini

Yo I pulled the poodini on my girlfriends face and she threw up.

See poop, diarrhea, doggy style, anal, houdini

4.

When you pull a fast one and shit on a bitch's chest while she's sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.

"I totally poodini'd Mark's mom, Corey!"

See poodini, poo, tits, ass, booty

5.

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is do to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

See poo, toilet, houdini, hat trick, shit, turd

6.

A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.

Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'

Just been to the loo and would you credit it...a Poodini!

See poo, crap, shite, number two, drop the kids off at the pool

7.

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.

"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"