What is Poodle's Mouth?
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An ugly pussy.
Often times Poodles will develop a wet, brown or rust colored area around the edges of their mouths that is visually unappealing. A vagina that is similarly aesthetically unfortunate is said to be, "A Poodle's Mouth". This can also connote an associated fragrance.
"I over comitted, and when I realized the trouble I was in, I had to work the 'ol Poodle's mouth with my thumb while pretending to eat it."
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What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
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