Poofart

What is Poofart?

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

Def Con

1. When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con. Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking r..

5 Staples In My Head

1. A really, really, really bad hangover. Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head. See hangover, drunk, alcohol, headache, ..

Leave A Lunker In The Fish Bowl

1. To take a big crap and not flush the toilet. Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl! See cra..

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