What is Poofire?
1.
The act of deficating on a pavement, car, boat, partner, dog whatever and then lighting it. Occasionally extra fuel will be required.
n.b. When expressing PooFire it must be loud and almost sang.
"OMG what is he doing?"
"POOFIRE!"
"honey why is my back hot?"
"POOFIRE!"
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