Poofnuts

What is Poofnuts?


1.

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

2.

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"

"Thats poofnuts mate"

3.

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"

"thats poofnuts mate"


58

Random Words:

1. An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal. "I..
1. Rule by secrecy. The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776. See illuminati..
1. With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway. "I can't believe you le..
Book Banner