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An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.
I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!..
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When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.
Guy 1: Dude it..
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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License y..