Poofy Tool

What is Poofy Tool?


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A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

See helmet, puffs, gays, cock, urethra


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