What is Pooh?
1.
Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.
Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table
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2.
a word used in tha same context as damn..
wow-
gaaaaa damn
pooh ! dat nigga cutt'n up
pooh, dat nigga d dropped ole boy
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3.
A kind of goo that comes out of your unmentionable and into the loo; smells, too.
"Ahh, look at that ugly pooh!"
4.
A bear residing in 100 acre wood with an ass and stomach bigger than the space in his head where his brain is sposed to be...prolly ate that along with all the damn honey he keeps getting lost for in KH2...OH SORA! IM RUMBLY IN MY TUMBLY!! cuz that's all he IS...HIS "TUMBLY"
most closely related to the terms prick, prick sandwich, or fartcrack for losing HIMSELF FIVE TIMES AND GETTING INJURED BY BALLOONS
Pooh needs a life...
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5.
word commonly used when a mistake was made
ohh pooh i shot Eddy not Frank
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6.
A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cubby little tubby all stuffed with cock...
7.
A very groovy bear who lives next door to a bimbo near a bridge made of stone and they climb lots of trees and try many a times to get lost......one day! then they both grow up and boys arent so nasty anymore!
They learn to drive, get bfs, leave them and go on holiday to minorca, come back and they buy houses next door to each other in tobaygo and live happily ever after.
'acumaliah'
'veggie grass'
budge blowing a whistle 'dinner time'
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