Poohtard

What is Poohtard?

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

See mom jeans, pooh, scrunchies, women, winnie the pooh, Allston

Death Fart

1. The final gaseous emission from the lower loins, occuring at or about the exact time of death. Man, I did the angry dragon on that ho, ..

Clam Hammer

1. A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer...

Hookerfucked

1. wrecked looking After the fight, his face was all hookerfucked. See wrecked, jacked, fucked-up, damaged..

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