What is Poojay?
1.
A word describing a small and not particulary strong or hard person. Someone who thinks that they shouldn't be disrespected. Can be offensive to some people. Its origin is cloudy but after some research i have traced this word to TWGSB in kent where it was first used on a pupil as a joke that he took as an offense.
You're such a poojay.
I dont care you poojay.
Oi poojay come here.
2.
A piece of poo that look like a bird. Some people crap out clay and shape it into a poojay so they can be proud to say they have made a poojay but ther really didn't and they are a failure. You can also shit out ziploc bags and tissue paper.
Jon just missed to toilet with his poojay. Aw Jon, now it's all over the ground.
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3.
A poop that looks like a bird. Sometimes people crap out ziploc bags that are poojays.
Jon just did a poojay.