What is Pooker?
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A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
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In connection with pookie a pooker is the person pooking the pookie.
A term of affection from a person who is known as pookie.
I love you pookie, --love pooker.
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Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.
The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.
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Rabbit ghost, or apparition. From Brittan/Welsh folklore. Sometimes seen as tall as a man. Could torment people, like tricksters, (mucking around in your fields and crops), but were also known to help and warn people. Has made its reapearance in pop culture in films, animation, cartoons & evil bunny iconix.
The rabbit-man apparition seen in the film Donnie Darko(2001) is an example of a modern pooker tale.
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Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.
man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut
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Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.
I am scared of pookers so ill visit stigmaticband
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bong water
fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells
