What is Pooking?
1.
When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.
I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
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2.
When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.
Britta: Where's Billy?
Brindi: I think he's sick.
Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!
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