Poolates

What is Poolates?

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

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Narfenkle

1. the act of having sex with your dog while beating off a jewish midget and taking a dump on a mexican infant Dude I just tryed a narfenk..

Interexplijective

1. a word with an explitive interjected in the middle for dramatic effect. This year's fireworks were unbefuckinglievable...

W.u.i.m.d.

1. Woke Up Inside My Dad The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad. "dude, i got retarded off ..

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