Poolates

What is Poolates?

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

See poo, pilates, defecate, stomach, crap

Amanda Syndrome

1. The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pu..

Lampshaded

1. To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol. "..

Dragon Penis

1. A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire. Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Poolates Edit Meaning