What is Poolog?
1.
A log of poo. Is commonly used when there is nothing else to say. Rarely is poolog actually used describing a log of poo.
Man, that test today was poolog.
Your face is poolog.
2.
A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.
I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.
3.
To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.
Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.
4.
To urinate in a backpack and, when done, close the zipper...while yelling racial insults.
Wow, I totally just poologged that girl's backpack.
