Poolog Edit Meaning

1.

A log of poo. Is commonly used when there is nothing else to say. Rarely is poolog actually used describing a log of poo.

Man, that test today was poolog.

Your face is poolog.

2.

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

3.

To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.

Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.

4.

To urinate in a backpack and, when done, close the zipper...while yelling racial insults.

Wow, I totally just poologged that girl's backpack.