Poo-mergency

What is Poo-mergency?


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poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.

* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance

* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

See poo, emergency, poop, bathroom, crap


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