Poon Burgler

What is Poon Burgler?


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a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"

-world famous poon burgler

See poon, jerk, butthole


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